Over 20,000 Patriots served
Founding Fathers 4-Packs
$9 /bar
Over 20,000 Patriots served
Founding Fathers 4-Packs
$9 /bar
American-made soap that smells like hard work, freedom, and not caring what the neighbors think. No junk, no chemicals, no compromises.
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ingredients
BRYSON WOODS: Olive Oil, Beef Tallow, Coconut Oil, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Castor Oil, Essential Oils
FRANKINSEXY: Olive Oil, Beef Tallow, Coconut Oil, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Castor Oil, Essential Oils
CEDAR GONE WILD: Saponified Oils of Olive, Coconut, Shea, Castor, Essential Oils, Activated Charcoal
PEPPERMINT TRAIL: Saponified Oils of Olive, Coconut, Shea, Castor, Essential Oils, Activated Charcoal.
shipping
The average shipping time is two days but varies based on your location. Shipping timeframes are not guaranteed and provide a rough estimate for when you will receive your products.
Real Soap For Real Patriots
Thanks! I've got about 2-3 days left of my current soap, and will try probably Tuesday! cancelled my Squatch subscription so I'm looking forward to trying!
Kevin Sullivan
Verified Purchase
Thank you very much, excellent customer service. Sorry for my snarkiness, I was cranky at work loi if you would like to just surprise me with a couple of different soaps, that would be great. Trying each one of them to see what I like best.
Jay
Verified Purchase
Hi Taylor, Great product! The scents are outstanding and the soaps lather very well. Keep up the good work with your products and message.
Michael Darnell
Verified Purchase
Thank you for that..! just got my order in today...I absolutely love these soaps!..They smell fantastic! They feel fantastic!.. This is the only soap I need... Thanks again
David
Verified Purchase
I like everything about these soaps until I started to read the packaging and about the brand. Am I not welcome to use these soaps because I'm a not from the right and a naturalized American? Everything else was working for me until I read this. Kind of disappointed!!
Paula M
Verified Purchase
Hi Taylor
OH MY GOSH... I swear I wanted to eat the soaps (this is Dawn btw) when I opened your boxes...They are amazing..
ironranger
Verified Purchase
Thanks, Taylor! You're the best! My husband loves your soaps and it's almost time to get more!
Monica
Verified Purchase
Hey Taylor, I absolutely love the soaps and I'm telling all my friends to switch to them.
Bret
Verified Purchase
Thanks alot trying out ur products and so far like what I've gotten from u. My grandson already grabbed some to try himself. He don't like other soaps getting his feedback too
Darrell
Verified Purchase
Thanks for the message. The cherry pie was the first bar to hit the shower and it's pretty sweet! Gave the lemon meringue to my wife cuz lemon is her thing. Got fed up with Dr Squatch's awful website ordering, awful customer service and expired products. God bless on your expansion goals, but keep it small at heart!
Mike
Verified Purchase
Your soaps are awesome and I support your ideology. I will be placing another order soon. Thanks for a good product!
Joe Rossi
Verified Purchase
Taylor,
Fantastic job! And keep up the great work! I get a lot of emails that are pretty much spam. But when I see an email from you, I stop, open it and read it. Your emails are a breath of fresh air. This one, like several of the other emails, is funny as h-e-double-toothpicks!
Bradley Mikes
Verified Purchase
where is this located? what red state and why isn't it listed? Indiana. I talk about this all the time in my newsletter and online (just not on FB) feel free to order and you'll have our address on the label!
Steve Bosley
Verified Purchase
you produce SHIT for the dickless trump blowers and other mondless GARBAGE, nOW FUCK OFF with your bullshir
Harry Gaines
Verified Purchase
Im a Squatch junkie, but would love to try yours. My fav squatch is fresh falls, do you have a similar scent? Fresh and clean scent?
Michael Joyce
Verified Purchase
No worries! I saw where you were out of some soaps. I was just curious. I did receive them. I love all the scents. Currently using the American meringue. Love the lemon scent! I'm excited to try the rest of em.
Taylor
Verified Purchase
Thank you so much and I appreciate when you were out of two of the soaps you replaced them and one where even generous to give me and extra bar of soap keep up the good work and GOD BLESS !
Shane Wooten
Verified Purchase
Hey Taylor. Sorry it has been a minute since l've received the soap, just been busy with a lot of stuff going on. Really liking the scents! Will let you know my final thoughts once I go through a few of them. Might have to take a few with me over the road in my truck too.
Joshua Kandolf
Verified Purchase
Thanks for reaching out, Taylor! I've never seen this level of customer support from a business before, so good on you for doing it right? I have not opened any of the packages yet. Still working through my last bar of Irish Spring. However, as soon as I do break into the new bars, I will let you know what I think. Thanks again and keep up the great work!
David Carter
Verified Purchase
I'm all about supporting businesses that share my values. I don't like being forced to buy from the mega corporations. I get the best of both worlds with this brand. I get to support an American business and it's a stellar product. Bonus: my wife says i smell nice.
Scorch Marker
Verified Purchase
Thanks! I've got about 2-3 days left of my current soap, and will try probably Tuesday! cancelled my Squatch subscription so I'm looking forward to trying!
Kevin Sullivan
Verified Purchase
Thank you very much, excellent customer service. Sorry for my snarkiness, I was cranky at work loi if you would like to just surprise me with a couple of different soaps, that would be great. Trying each one of them to see what I like best.
Jay
Verified Purchase
Hi Taylor, Great product! The scents are outstanding and the soaps lather very well. Keep up the good work with your products and message.
Michael Darnell
Verified Purchase
Thank you for that..! just got my order in today...I absolutely love these soaps!..They smell fantastic! They feel fantastic!.. This is the only soap I need... Thanks again
David
Verified Purchase
I like everything about these soaps until I started to read the packaging and about the brand. Am I not welcome to use these soaps because I'm a not from the right and a naturalized American? Everything else was working for me until I read this. Kind of disappointed!!
Paula M
Verified Purchase
Hi Taylor
OH MY GOSH... I swear I wanted to eat the soaps (this is Dawn btw) when I opened your boxes...They are amazing..
ironranger
Verified Purchase
Thanks, Taylor! You're the best! My husband loves your soaps and it's almost time to get more!
Monica
Verified Purchase
Hey Taylor, I absolutely love the soaps and I'm telling all my friends to switch to them.
Bret
Verified Purchase
Thanks alot trying out ur products and so far like what I've gotten from u. My grandson already grabbed some to try himself. He don't like other soaps getting his feedback too
Darrell
Verified Purchase
Thanks for the message. The cherry pie was the first bar to hit the shower and it's pretty sweet! Gave the lemon meringue to my wife cuz lemon is her thing. Got fed up with Dr Squatch's awful website ordering, awful customer service and expired products. God bless on your expansion goals, but keep it small at heart!
Mike
Verified Purchase
Your soaps are awesome and I support your ideology. I will be placing another order soon. Thanks for a good product!
Joe Rossi
Verified Purchase
Taylor,
Fantastic job! And keep up the great work! I get a lot of emails that are pretty much spam. But when I see an email from you, I stop, open it and read it. Your emails are a breath of fresh air. This one, like several of the other emails, is funny as h-e-double-toothpicks!
Bradley Mikes
Verified Purchase
where is this located? what red state and why isn't it listed? Indiana. I talk about this all the time in my newsletter and online (just not on FB) feel free to order and you'll have our address on the label!
Steve Bosley
Verified Purchase
you produce SHIT for the dickless trump blowers and other mondless GARBAGE, nOW FUCK OFF with your bullshir
Harry Gaines
Verified Purchase
Im a Squatch junkie, but would love to try yours. My fav squatch is fresh falls, do you have a similar scent? Fresh and clean scent?
Michael Joyce
Verified Purchase
No worries! I saw where you were out of some soaps. I was just curious. I did receive them. I love all the scents. Currently using the American meringue. Love the lemon scent! I'm excited to try the rest of em.
Taylor
Verified Purchase
Thank you so much and I appreciate when you were out of two of the soaps you replaced them and one where even generous to give me and extra bar of soap keep up the good work and GOD BLESS !
Shane Wooten
Verified Purchase
Hey Taylor. Sorry it has been a minute since l've received the soap, just been busy with a lot of stuff going on. Really liking the scents! Will let you know my final thoughts once I go through a few of them. Might have to take a few with me over the road in my truck too.
Joshua Kandolf
Verified Purchase
Thanks for reaching out, Taylor! I've never seen this level of customer support from a business before, so good on you for doing it right? I have not opened any of the packages yet. Still working through my last bar of Irish Spring. However, as soon as I do break into the new bars, I will let you know what I think. Thanks again and keep up the great work!
David Carter
Verified Purchase
I'm all about supporting businesses that share my values. I don't like being forced to buy from the mega corporations. I get the best of both worlds with this brand. I get to support an American business and it's a stellar product. Bonus: my wife says i smell nice.
Scorch Marker
Verified Purchase
Why More & More Men Are Going Right Wing
Handmade in
small batches by American workers
Handmade in small
batches by American workers
You can actually pronounce every ingredient on the label
Leaves your skin clean but not dried out or tight
Gentle enough for your face, tough enough for your boots
Other Bar Soaps
Mass-produced overseas in factories
Mass-produced
overseas in factories
Looks like a chemistry exam and smells like one too
Feels like your face just went through a paper shredder
“Do not use on face” – yep, it says that.
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Our Legendary Lather Lineup
DARK HORSE
Clean linen meets dark amber—like if James Bond did his own laundry.
Grit Level - High
BRYSON WOODS
Smells like pine, fir, and manliness. Forest vibes in a tallow-powered bar.
Grit Level - None
KINGDOM OF THE WEST
Smells like vanilla, feels like home. Mom-approved, cowboy-tested.
Grit Level - High
PINE & PILSNER
Smells like chopping wood at a cabin, then cracking a cold beer you earned.
Grit Level - High
FRANKINSEXY
Frankincense + myrrh = exotic, spicy, and smooth like Sinatra with a passport.
Grit Level - None
FRESHLY MINTED
Cool, crisp, and minty fresh—like mouthwash for your whole body.
Grit Level - None
CEDAR GONE WILD
Cedar wood, tea tree, and activated charcoal walk into a bar. It smells amazing.
Grit Level - None
UTTERLY OATS
Milk, honey, oats, and no drama. For skin that wants calm, not chaos.
Grit Level - High
SWEET CHERRY PIE
Sweet cherry and roasted nuts. Smells like dessert, scrubs like a drill sergeant.
Grit Level - High
MANGO IPA
Tastes terrible. Smells incredible. Looks like summer.
Grit Level - None
RAZZLE DAZZLE
Smells like raspberry vanilla. Looks like it’s ready for a bar fight at a candy shop.
Grit Level - None
'MERICAN MERINGUE
Lemon pie vibes in a yellow bar of freedom. Smells like liberty and sugar.
Grit Level - None
PEPPERMINT TRAIL
Minty fresh with tea tree bite. Feels like brushing your whole body’s teeth.
Grit Level - None
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F.A.Q's
1. What are some of the benefits of using our natural soap?
Natural soap is free of harsh chemicals that can irritate your skin. It is also made with
ingredients that are gentle and nourishing, such as essential oils, plant-based oils,
tallow, and natural fragrances.
2. What in God’s name is cold-processed soap?
This is the ‘old-fashioned’ way of making soap where you use raw ingredients from scratch. We pride ourselves in keeping the handmade aspect of our soap-making process 100% intact for that old-world artisan appeal.
3. Where is your soap made?
All of our soap is made right here in the USA, so you know you can trust it’s quality.
4. Is your soap Cruelty-free?
Yes, we love animals. Animal testing and experimentation is not part of our soap production process in any way.
5. How quickly will my order arrive?
Thanks for being pumped about receiving your soap! We typically ship orders out within 24 hours and they should arrive within 2-5 business days depending on your location.
6. What if I don’t like the soap?
Hey, its’ all good! Just let us know within 30 days and we will refund you. But, we’re pretty confident you will like it.
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