RWN "LIBS ARE CRYING" 2025 CANDLE
This fall, it’s not just the temperature dropping. So are liberal tears.
Introducing the “Leaves Are Falling, Libs Are Crying” candle—a cheeky, unapologetically American burn for those who like their autumn cozy, spicy, and just a little politically incorrect.
Crafted for patriots who’d rather carve pumpkins than carve up the Constitution, this candle is everything the other side can’t stand: warm, nostalgic, and proudly un-woke. With notes of Spiced Clove, Campfire Smoke, and Harvest Apple, it smells like victory in the crisp fall air.
This ain’t your basic pumpkin spice. It’s for men who sip bourbon by bonfire, rake leaves like a Marine, and light candles not for vibes—but for vengeance.
🔥 Patriot-made. Snowflake-melting.
- 10 oz of small-batch American-poured soy wax
- Spiced masculine blend of fall woods, smoke & apple
- Clean burn: 30–40 hours of red-state relaxation
- Stronger than Starbucks, longer lasting than their outrage
Perfect for your man cave, front porch, or Christmas party where no one’s triggered by the word “FREEDOM.”
Because fall is for firewood, flannel, and flipping the bird to woke nonsense.
Light it up. Watch 'em melt.