LIBS ARE CRYING 2025 Candle - 10 oz.
LIBS ARE CRYING 2025 Candle - 10 oz.
5oz Soap Bar
RWN "LIBS ARE CRYING" 2025 CANDLE
This fall, it’s not just the temperature dropping. So are liberal tears.
Introducing the “Leaves Are Falling, Libs Are Crying” candle—a cheeky, unapologetically American burn for those who like their autumn cozy, spicy, and just a little politically incorrect.
Crafted for patriots who’d rather carve pumpkins than carve up the Constitution, this candle is everything the other side can’t stand: warm, nostalgic, and proudly un-woke. With notes of Spiced Clove, Campfire Smoke, and Harvest Apple, it smells like victory in the crisp fall air.
This ain’t your basic pumpkin spice. It’s for men who sip bourbon by bonfire, rake leaves like a Marine, and light candles not for vibes—but for vengeance.
🔥 Patriot-made. Snowflake-melting.
- 10 oz of small-batch American-poured soy wax
- Spiced masculine blend of fall woods, smoke & apple
- Clean burn: 30–40 hours of red-state relaxation
- Stronger than Starbucks, longer lasting than their outrage
Perfect for your man cave, front porch, or Christmas party where no one’s triggered by the word “FREEDOM.”
Because fall is for firewood, flannel, and flipping the bird to woke nonsense.
Light it up. Watch 'em melt.
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Our soap is made from quality natural ingredients and is hand-crafted right here in the USA. Just like you, we believe in the beauty of old-fashion ideals so we've kept our soap true to the artisan approach of cold-pressing each batch by hand.
Ingredients
Ingredients
Dark Horse - Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance.
Pine & Pilsner - Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance.
Freshly Minted - Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance.
Mango IPA - Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance.
Utterly Oats - Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance.
Kingdom of the West - Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance, Oatmeal, Goat's Milk.
Sweet Cherry Pie - Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance.
Razzle Dazzle - Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance.
'Merican Meringue - Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance.
Bryson Woods - Olive Oil, Beef Tallow, Coconut Oil, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Castor Oil, Essential Oils.
Frankinsexy - Olive Oil, Beef Tallow, Coconut Oil, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Castor Oil, Essential Oils.
Cedar Gone Wild - Saponified Oils of Olive, Coconut, Shea, Castor, Essential Oils, Activated Charcoal.
Peppermint Trail - Saponified Oils of Olive, Coconut, Shea, Castor, Essential Oils, Activated Charcoal.
Dimensions & Weight
Dimensions & Weight
Each bar of soap is roughly 5" x 5" x 1" and 5oz. You'll receive 9 bars of soap with this pack.
AMERICAN MADE.
Just like you, we support our Forefathers' American values so we've kept our soap true to America's past by using all American products and crafting each bar with an American hand.
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Shipping
Shipping is based on quantity ordered. You'll see your shipping costs when you check out.
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Returns & Exchanges
If you're unsatisfied with your soap, let us know. No exchanges for used bars.