TALLOW SOAP STARTER PACK
Two smooth. Two gritty. One balm to bring it all together.
This is the Tallow Starter Pack — built for guys who want to feel the difference tallow makes on their skin, then see what a real scrub bar can do to everything else.
What's in the box:
- Bryson Woods — smooth, tallow-based, zero grit. Deep woodsy scent, glides on, leaves your skin actually hydrated instead of stripped.
- Frankinsexy — the other smooth one. Frankincense + cedar, bold and earthy, built on beef tallow so it works with your skin's natural oils instead of against them.
- Breck Barrel Bourbon — this is where the grit shows up. Full-strength exfoliation, built for hands and skin that actually work for a living.
- Maru Fountain Falls — the grittiest of the four. If Breck Barrel Bourbon didn't get the job done, this one will. No lotion-soft nonsense here.
- Balm of the Brave (your pick: White Oak + Vanilla, Tobacco Woods, or Bare Naked) — grass-fed tallow, rich in vitamins A/D/E/K, zero chemical fillers. Mirrors your skin's natural lipid structure for hydration that actually lasts, not just a slick coating that wears off by lunch.
Two smooth bars to prove tallow works better than whatever you've been using. Two gritty bars to strip off the day's work. One balm to lock it all in.
Cold-pressed, small-batch, made by hand in the USA. No corporate boardroom telling us how much beef tallow is "too much" for a bar of soap.
Try the tallow difference for yourself — before you go back to buying whatever's on the grocery store shelf.
Free shipping on orders over $75. Orders ship within 1–2 business days.
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WHY MORE & MORE MEN ARE GOING RIGHT WING
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Handmade in small batches by American workers
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You can actually pronounce every ingredient on the label
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Leaves your skin clean but not dried out or tight
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Gentle enough for your face, tough enough for your boots
Other Bar Soaps
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Mass-produced overseas in factories
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Looks like a chemistry exam and smells like one too
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Feels like your face just went through a paper shredder
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Do not use on face — yep, it says that
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Our Legendary Lather Lineup
Dark Horse
Clean linen meets dark amber—like if James Bond did his own laundry.
Grit Level: High
Bryson Woods
Smells like pine, fir, and manliness. Forest vibes in a tallow-powered bar.
Grit Level: None
Kingdom of the West
Smells like vanilla, feels like home. Mom-approved, cowboy-tested.
Grit Level: High
Pine & Pilsner
Smells like chopping wood at a cabin, then cracking a cold beer you earned.
Grit Level: High
Frankinsexy
Frankincense + myrrh = exotic, spicy, and smooth like Sinatra with a passport.
Grit Level: None
Freshly Minted
Cool, crisp, and minty fresh—like mouthwash for your whole body.
Grit Level: None
Cedar Gone Wild
Cedar wood, tea tree, and activated charcoal walk into a bar. It smells amazing.
Grit Level: None
Utterly Oats
Milk, honey, oats, and no drama. For skin that wants calm, not chaos.
Grit Level: High
Sweet Cherry Pie
Sweet cherry and roasted nuts. Smells like dessert, scrubs like a drill sergeant.
Grit Level: High
Mango IPA
Tastes terrible. Smells incredible. Looks like summer.
Grit Level: None
Razzle Dazzle
Smells like raspberry vanilla. Looks like it's ready for a bar fight at a candy shop.
Grit Level: None
'Merican Meringue
Lemon pie vibes in a yellow bar of freedom. Smells like liberty and sugar.
Grit Level: None
Peppermint Trail
Minty fresh with tea tree bite. Feels like brushing your whole body's teeth.
Grit Level: None
Breck Barrel Bourbon
Warm and rugged—like sipping small-batch bourbon by the fire.
Grit Level: Grittiest
Orange Man Grit
A bold burst of citrus with real grit to match. Zesty, fresh, and unapologetically masculine.
Grit Level: High
Maru Fountain Falls
Cool, clean, and refreshing. Inspired by mountain streams and alpine air.
Grit Level: Grittiest
Sweet Sawmill Timber
Fresh-cut sandalwood with a hint of vanilla. Smells like an early morning sunrise on an island shore.
Grit Level: Grittiest
Oakmont Air
Subtle notes of vanilla paired with oak. A first-class finish—like walking into the Oval Office.
Grit Level: Grittiest
F.A.Q'S
Natural soap is free of harsh chemicals that can irritate your skin. It is also made with ingredients that are gentle and nourishing, such as essential oils, plant-based oils, tallow, and natural fragrances.
Cold-processed soap is made by mixing oils and lye at low temperatures, allowing the natural glycerin to remain in the bar. This makes for a gentler, more nourishing soap compared to commercially stripped alternatives.
All of our soaps are handmade in small batches right here in the United States by American workers.
Yes! Our soaps are never tested on animals. We use grass-fed beef tallow ethically sourced from American farms.
Most orders ship within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is typically 3–5 business days depending on your location.
We offer a 30-day risk-free return policy. If you're not satisfied for any reason, contact us and we'll make it right—no questions asked.
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