THE PATRIOT GROOMING ARSENAL
BUILD THE GROOMING KIT GEORGE WASHINGTON WOULD BE PROUD OF.
8 Soaps of Your Choice, 1 Tallow Balm, 3 FREE Bonus Gifts, and FREE SHIPPING! Up to $170+ Value, Yours for Just $99.
BUILD MY ARSENAL NOWStep 1: Choose 8 Soaps
Step 2 — Choose 1 Tallow Balm
Step 3 — Pick 3 Free Gifts
WE'VE GOT YOUR BACK. Period.
30-DAYS SATISFACTION GUARANTEE
if you don't love it you get your money back. No forms. No hoops, No hard feelings.
48-HOUR SHIP GUARANTEE
We don't sit on your order. Your Arsenal ships within 2 business days—guaranteed.
60-Day Scent Swap Card
Don't vibe with a couple scents? No problem. We'll send you 2 replacements—fast, on us.
Instant Shipping Protection
Lost, stolen, or damaged? We replace it instantly. Zero stress.
WHAT YOU'LL GET IN YOUR
$99 GROOMING ARSENAL
8 Bar Soaps
$72.00
1 Balm of the Brave
$35.00
3 FREE GIFTS
$30+ VALUE
Scent Swap Card
$18.00
Shipping (Free)
$9.00
Shipping Protection
$4.99
WHY THIS KIT WORKS WHEN OTHER STUFF DOESN'T
CLEAN WITHOUT COMPROMISE
Most soaps out there leave your skin tight, itchy, or weirdly squeaky. That's because they're full of harsh detergents and chemicals that strip away your skin's natural oils.
Ours? Handcrafted, cold-processed bars loaded with real ingredients that clean deep without drying you out. You'll step out of the shower actually feeling clean — not like a piece of sandpaper.
REPAIR WITH POWER
Forget fruity lotions and mystery creams.
Balm of the Brave is made from grass-fed beef tallow — the closest thing to your skin's natural oils. It hydrates deeper, repairs faster, and lasts longer than anything you've ever pulled from a drugstore shelf.
No slime. No shine. Just real nourishment that works hard like you do.
TOOLS THAT MAKE A DIFFERENCE
The SOAP TREE keeps your bars dry and LASTING LONGER
The SOAP SACK scrubs like a loofah, and lathers like a dream.
And FREEDOM SOCKS? When it comes to choosing your 3 free gifts, you’re in command.
This purpose-built GROOMING ARSENAL is designed to keep your skin in check, your standards high, and share* with friends and family!” Then add a space then add
“*Sharing not required”