Over 20,000 Patriots served
NATTY RIGHT 9-PACK
$81
$8 /bar
Over 20,000 Patriots served
NATTY RIGHT 9-PACK
$81
$8 /bar
American-made soap that smells like hard work, freedom, and not caring what the neighbors think. No junk, no chemicals, no compromises.
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ingredients
DARK HORSE: Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance
KINGDOM OF THE WEST: Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance, Oatmeal, Goat's Milk
PINE & PILSNER: Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance
FRESHLY MINTED: Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance
UTTERLY OATS: Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance
SWEET CHERRY PIE: Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance
MANGO IPA: Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance
RAZZLE DAZZLE: Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance
‘MERICAN MERINGUE: Saponified oils of Coconut, Shea, Olive, Palm and Sunflower, Fragrance
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The average shipping time is two days but varies based on your location. Shipping timeframes are not guaranteed and provide a rough estimate for when you will receive your products.
Real Soap For Real Patriots
Why More & More Men Are Going Right Wing
Handmade in
small batches by American workers
Handmade in small
batches by American workers
You can actually pronounce every ingredient on the label
Leaves your skin clean but not dried out or tight
Gentle enough for your face, tough enough for your boots
Other Bar Soaps
Mass-produced overseas in factories
Mass-produced
overseas in factories
Looks like a chemistry exam and smells like one too
Feels like your face just went through a paper shredder
“Do not use on face” – yep, it says that.
30 Day Risk-Free Returns
Our Legendary Lather Lineup
DARK HORSE
Clean linen meets dark amber—like if James Bond did his own laundry.
Grit Level - High
BRYSON WOODS
Smells like pine, fir, and manliness. Forest vibes in a tallow-powered bar.
Grit Level - None
KINGDOM OF THE WEST
Smells like vanilla, feels like home. Mom-approved, cowboy-tested.
Grit Level - High
PINE & PILSNER
Smells like chopping wood at a cabin, then cracking a cold beer you earned.
Grit Level - High
FRANKINSEXY
Frankincense + myrrh = exotic, spicy, and smooth like Sinatra with a passport.
Grit Level - None
FRESHLY MINTED
Cool, crisp, and minty fresh—like mouthwash for your whole body.
Grit Level - None
CEDAR GONE WILD
Cedar wood, tea tree, and activated charcoal walk into a bar. It smells amazing.
Grit Level - None
UTTERLY OATS
Milk, honey, oats, and no drama. For skin that wants calm, not chaos.
Grit Level - High
SWEET CHERRY PIE
Sweet cherry and roasted nuts. Smells like dessert, scrubs like a drill sergeant.
Grit Level - High
MANGO IPA
Tastes terrible. Smells incredible. Looks like summer.
Grit Level - None
RAZZLE DAZZLE
Smells like raspberry vanilla. Looks like it’s ready for a bar fight at a candy shop.
Grit Level - None
'MERICAN MERINGUE
Lemon pie vibes in a yellow bar of freedom. Smells like liberty and sugar.
Grit Level - None
PEPPERMINT TRAIL
Minty fresh with tea tree bite. Feels like brushing your whole body’s teeth.
Grit Level - None
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F.A.Q's
1. What are some of the benefits of using our natural soap?
Natural soap is free of harsh chemicals that can irritate your skin. It is also made with
ingredients that are gentle and nourishing, such as essential oils, plant-based oils,
tallow, and natural fragrances.
2. What in God’s name is cold-processed soap?
This is the ‘old-fashioned’ way of making soap where you use raw ingredients from scratch. We pride ourselves in keeping the handmade aspect of our soap-making process 100% intact for that old-world artisan appeal.
3. Where is your soap made?
All of our soap is made right here in the USA, so you know you can trust it’s quality.
4. Is your soap Cruelty-free?
Yes, we love animals. Animal testing and experimentation is not part of our soap production process in any way.
5. How quickly will my order arrive?
Thanks for being pumped about receiving your soap! We typically ship orders out within 24 hours and they should arrive within 2-5 business days depending on your location.
6. What if I don’t like the soap?
Hey, its’ all good! Just let us know within 30 days and we will refund you. But, we’re pretty confident you will like it.
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