Anti-Kamunist Halloween Candle
Anti-Kamunist Halloween Candle
5oz Soap Bar
Looking to add a little spice to your home this fall...?
We’ve got just the thing: our Cackling Witch Halloween Candle! Inspired by the infamous laugh of the one and only worst person ever, this candle will fill your space with the cozy, comforting aroma of pumpkin chai.
Perfect for those moments when you need a break from the political circus, this 11.5-ounce soy candle burns slow and steady, unlike certain politicians.
Featuring Kamala herself on the label, this candle will have you laughing every time you light it (but don’t worry, it won’t cackle back). Whether you're burning it to mask the scent of bad "Kamunist" policies or just to enjoy the cozy fall vibes, it's sure to be a hit at your next family gathering.
Product Details:
- 11.5 oz of premium soy wax
- Deliciously fragrant pumpkin chai scent – 100% witch-free
- Burns cleanly for 30-40 hours (longer than most campaign promises)
- Perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh... or just a good-smelling room
Light it up and let the pumpkin chai goodness take over. Who knew Kamala could finally do something right?
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Our soap is made from quality natural ingredients and is hand-crafted right here in the USA. Just like you, we believe in the beauty of old-fashion ideals so we've kept our soap true to the artisan approach of cold-pressing each batch by hand.
Ingredients
Ingredients
CHERRY ALMOND: Coconut Oil, Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Olive Pomace Oil, Sunflower Oil, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance
KINGDOME OF THE WEST: Coconut Oil, Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Olive Pomace Oil, Sunflower Oil, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance
FRESHLY MINTED: Coconut Oil, Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Olive Pomace Oil, Sunflower Oil, Fragrance, Colorant
DARK HORSE: Coconut Oil, Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Olive Pomace Oil, Sunflower Oil, Greek Yogurt, Sea Salt, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance
PINE & PILSNER: Coconut Oil, Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Olive Pomace Oil, Sunflower Oil, Sea Salt, Sand, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance, Colorant
MANGO IPA: Coconut Oil, Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Olive Pomace Oil, Sunflower Oil, Fragrance, Colorant
RAZZLE DAZZLE: Coconut Oil, Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Olive Pomace Oil, Sunflower Oil, Glycerin, Fragrance, Colorant
UTTERLY OATS: Coconut Oil, Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Olive Pomace Oil, Sunflower Oil, Ground Oatmeal, Fragrance
'MERICAN MERINGUE: Coconut Oil, Canola Oil, Soybean Oil, Organic Shea Butter, Water, Sodium Hydroxide Lye, Olive Pomace Oil, Sunflower Oil, Lemongrass, Fragrance
Dimensions & Weight
Dimensions & Weight
Each bar of soap is roughly 5" x 5" x 1" and 5oz. You'll receive 9 bars of soap with this pack.
AMERICAN MADE.
Just like you, we support our Forefathers' American values so we've kept our soap true to America's past by using all American products and crafting each bar with an American hand.
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Shipping
Shipping is based on quantity ordered. You'll see your shipping costs when you check out.
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Returns & Exchanges
If you're unsatisfied with your soap, let us know. No exchanges for used bars.