BUNDLE OF THE MONTH - AUGUST
August isn't for sitting on the porch. It's for tailgates, grills, and Sunday football and this box is stocked for all three.
Every month we throw together a limited box that's got no business being this good for the price. August's lineup leans into the season: bold scents, real heat, and a snack that doesn't survive the first quarter.
What's in the box:
- Dark Horse — the bar that sneaks up and wins. Bold, unexpected, doesn't need to shout about it.
- Pine & Pilsner — like walking into a hunting cabin that also has a keg. Crisp, woodsy, a little rowdy.
- Bryson Woods — deep forest floor meets fire pit. If your soap doesn't smell like it could survive a camping trip, what's the point?
- Tallow Balm — Balm of the Brave (your pick: White Oak + Vanilla, Tobacco Woods, or Bare Naked). Grass-fed tallow, zero chemical fillers, does more for your skin in a week than lotion's done for you all year.
- 4-Pack Hot Sauce Sampler — because bland food is how the other side wins.
- Jalapeño Cheddar Pretzels — snack duty, handled. Don't share these, you earned them.
Cold-pressed, small-batch, made by hand in the U-S-A — no investors, no corporate boardroom deciding what "masculine" means this quarter.
Just a soap maker, a smoker, and whoever makes the hot sauce, all doing it the right way.
One box. One month only. Once August's gone, so is this lineup.
Grab it before it's back-ordered, because it will be.
Free shipping on orders over $75. Orders ship within 1–2 business days.
Real Soap For Real Patriots
WHY MORE & MORE MEN ARE GOING RIGHT WING
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Handmade in small batches by American workers
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You can actually pronounce every ingredient on the label
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Leaves your skin clean but not dried out or tight
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Gentle enough for your face, tough enough for your boots
Other Bar Soaps
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Mass-produced overseas in factories
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Looks like a chemistry exam and smells like one too
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Feels like your face just went through a paper shredder
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Do not use on face — yep, it says that
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Our Legendary Lather Lineup
Dark Horse
Clean linen meets dark amber—like if James Bond did his own laundry.
Grit Level: High
Bryson Woods
Smells like pine, fir, and manliness. Forest vibes in a tallow-powered bar.
Grit Level: None
Kingdom of the West
Smells like vanilla, feels like home. Mom-approved, cowboy-tested.
Grit Level: High
Pine & Pilsner
Smells like chopping wood at a cabin, then cracking a cold beer you earned.
Grit Level: High
Frankinsexy
Frankincense + myrrh = exotic, spicy, and smooth like Sinatra with a passport.
Grit Level: None
Freshly Minted
Cool, crisp, and minty fresh—like mouthwash for your whole body.
Grit Level: None
Cedar Gone Wild
Cedar wood, tea tree, and activated charcoal walk into a bar. It smells amazing.
Grit Level: None
Utterly Oats
Milk, honey, oats, and no drama. For skin that wants calm, not chaos.
Grit Level: High
Sweet Cherry Pie
Sweet cherry and roasted nuts. Smells like dessert, scrubs like a drill sergeant.
Grit Level: High
Mango IPA
Tastes terrible. Smells incredible. Looks like summer.
Grit Level: None
Razzle Dazzle
Smells like raspberry vanilla. Looks like it's ready for a bar fight at a candy shop.
Grit Level: None
'Merican Meringue
Lemon pie vibes in a yellow bar of freedom. Smells like liberty and sugar.
Grit Level: None
Peppermint Trail
Minty fresh with tea tree bite. Feels like brushing your whole body's teeth.
Grit Level: None
Breck Barrel Bourbon
Warm and rugged—like sipping small-batch bourbon by the fire.
Grit Level: Grittiest
Orange Man Grit
A bold burst of citrus with real grit to match. Zesty, fresh, and unapologetically masculine.
Grit Level: High
Maru Fountain Falls
Cool, clean, and refreshing. Inspired by mountain streams and alpine air.
Grit Level: Grittiest
Sweet Sawmill Timber
Fresh-cut sandalwood with a hint of vanilla. Smells like an early morning sunrise on an island shore.
Grit Level: Grittiest
Oakmont Air
Subtle notes of vanilla paired with oak. A first-class finish—like walking into the Oval Office.
Grit Level: Grittiest
F.A.Q'S
Natural soap is free of harsh chemicals that can irritate your skin. It is also made with ingredients that are gentle and nourishing, such as essential oils, plant-based oils, tallow, and natural fragrances.
Cold-processed soap is made by mixing oils and lye at low temperatures, allowing the natural glycerin to remain in the bar. This makes for a gentler, more nourishing soap compared to commercially stripped alternatives.
All of our soaps are handmade in small batches right here in the United States by American workers.
Yes! Our soaps are never tested on animals. We use grass-fed beef tallow ethically sourced from American farms.
Most orders ship within 1–2 business days. Standard delivery is typically 3–5 business days depending on your location.
We offer a 30-day risk-free return policy. If you're not satisfied for any reason, contact us and we'll make it right—no questions asked.
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